cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(Source: jonasbruhs, via communistbakery)

greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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technicalrabbit:

meladoodle:

THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD

NO, THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS GIF IS IT’S FUCKING HAPPENED. 
I WAS COOKING AND MY LITTLE BROTHER FELL SO I RUSHED AWAY TO HELP HIM UP AND MAKE SURE HE WAS OKAY, I WAS ONLY GONE FOR A FUCKING MINUTE.AND I WENT BACK TO COOKING, AND WHEN I TRIED TO FUCKING FLIP THE GODDAMN STEAK
IT HAD MELDED TO THE GODDAMN PAN.SO I TRIED TO SHIMMY THE FUCKING SPATULA UNDER IT AND PULLED UP AND THE GODDAMN HANDLE BROKE OFF WHICH SENT THE FUCKING PAN FLYING. 
IT BROKE THE FUCKING SMALL KITCHEN WINDOW AND LANDED OUTSIDE AND BROKE THREE POTS ON THE BACK PORCH. 
MY FUCKNIG PAIN HAS BEEN REALIZED IN ONE fUCKING GIF AND IT IS BULLSHIT. 

technicalrabbit:

meladoodle:

THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD

NO, THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS GIF IS IT’S FUCKING HAPPENED. 

I WAS COOKING AND MY LITTLE BROTHER FELL SO I RUSHED AWAY TO HELP HIM UP AND MAKE SURE HE WAS OKAY, I WAS ONLY GONE FOR A FUCKING MINUTE.AND I WENT BACK TO COOKING, AND WHEN I TRIED TO FUCKING FLIP THE GODDAMN STEAK

IT HAD MELDED TO THE GODDAMN PAN.SO I TRIED TO SHIMMY THE FUCKING SPATULA UNDER IT AND PULLED UP AND THE GODDAMN HANDLE BROKE OFF WHICH SENT THE FUCKING PAN FLYING. 

IT BROKE THE FUCKING SMALL KITCHEN WINDOW AND LANDED OUTSIDE AND BROKE THREE POTS ON THE BACK PORCH. 

MY FUCKNIG PAIN HAS BEEN REALIZED IN ONE fUCKING GIF AND IT IS BULLSHIT. 

(Source: meladoodle, via olitwist)

brainingdaily:

I laughed.

communistbakery:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

confirmed: babies do NOT drink breast milk. That’s what the government wants you to think

(Source: princess-passion-flower)

meltesh28:

aaaaaaastrid! 

meltesh28:

aaaaaaastrid! 

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placatory:

when the person you like starts dating someone else

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mirror:

When you realise someone you’ve known for a really long time is also a tumblr user

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